Wednesday, June 09, 2004

POPCORN: Jumping Jehovah, Regal steals Icon's Passion

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Apparently, Regal Entertainment Group (Regal Cinemas, United Artist Theater Circuit, etc.) is being greedy with Jesus's money. According to numerous sources,Mel Gibson's Icon entertainment is suing the exhibitor for $40 million dollars of Passion money yet owed to Icon. I see it now, during this weekends showing of Harry Potter, Mel and his "disciples" run into theaters throughout the county knocking over registers, screaming sacrilege... he might even sing a little ditty from JC Superstar while he's at it. After all, it's Blood Money! If I were REG, I'd pay up. The man has proven he's not afraid of using the press and manipulating religion to create hysteria. I hope the CEO of REG isn't Jewish, Arab, Shinto, Buddhist, Hindu, or even a woman for that matter. Break out the crosses, it's time for a good ol' corporate crucifixion.

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