Friday, November 12, 2004

I must be the last to know

While perusing the cd's at Target, my eye was caught by this incredibly scary metalic CD cover. I then asked myself, "what is that?" So I looked closer to find that is was a nearly un recognizable Britney Spears. Ugh. I'm almost ashamed to say I own her first three albums (two were gifts I didn't ask for!).

Why is she wet all the time now? I've seen porn with more modesty than her last video. Her perogotive should be to hire a new stylist and publist and go to college. Did she ever graduate high school? No wait, she's pregnant now or something right? She should buy some "mom" jeans and read emily post. Can you imagine the bizarre Oedipus complex her so would have? Her career is going more the way of Michael Jackson than Madonna. To that end, since he went from young black boy to old white woman... will she in turn grow into an old black man (like Carl Weathers?).

Anyway... does anyone actually find this hot?


At 12:22 AM, Blogger Darren said...

Good lord that is some cheap plastic. Don't hold anything hot near her or she'll melt. No, I'd imagine no one could find this sexy, then again what do I know?


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